Disappeared into Afghanistan in the late '90s.Ĭhloe: No, Jack, it's a joke name. Does anyone there know Ahmed Adoodie?Ĭhloe: Ahmed Adoodie - wealthy Saudi financier. Jack: Chloe, find out all you can about Ahmed Adoodie. Jack: I'm Jack Bauer - who the hell are you?īart: Me? I'm, uh, Ahmed Adoodie (pronounced "I Made a Doodie"). Jack Bauer: Chloe, I need those schematics now! Uh, has anyone seen Maya Normousbutt?īart is trying to call the Counter-Truancy unit on a cellphone the line sounds like it is crossed. Last name, Normousbutt.īartender: Hang on, I'll check. Wiener!īart calls a bar named just "Bar" somewhere in Hawaiiīart: Aloha to you! I'm looking for Maya. If I ever get a hold of you, I will thank you for showing me the futility of human endeavor.īart: Calls "Crocodile Drunkee's" in Sydney.īartender: I got a Drew P. Myfriendsaregay, first name Olav? Attention, everyone Olav Myfriendsaregay!īartender: Wait a minute. I'm gonna drive a golden spike where your Union meets your Central Pacific, stop!īart: Calls "Inga-bar Beerman's", in Stockholm Sweden.īartender: Ja? I shall inquire. Kuddulmee? Big guy in the back, "Hey, would you cuddle me"? Uh, hey, everybody! I'm a stupid moron with an ugly face and a big butt and my butt smells and I like to kiss my own butt. Ivana Tinkle! Ivana Tinkle! Hey, everybody, put down your glasses. Laura and Bart: Hello, I'd like to speak to Ms. Moe: I knew he's slip up sooner or later! He unsheathes a rusty knife and heads out of the tavern. Why, when I find out who you are, I'm going to shove a sausage down your throat and stick starving dogs in your butt!īart: My name is Jimbo Jones, and I live at 1094 Evergreen Terrace. Why can't I find Amanda Hugginkiss?īarney: Maybe your standards are too high! (calls) Amanda Hugginkiss? Hey, I'm lookin' fer Amanda Hugginkiss. When I get a hold of you, I'm going to use your head for a bucket and paint my house with your brains! Uh, Bea O'Problem? Bea O'Problem! Come on guys, do I have a Bea O'Problem here? Moe: Uh, yeah, just a minute, I'll check. What a nice young man.īart: Uh, yes, I'm looking for a Mrs. This is a crank call that sort of backfired, and I'd like to bail out right now. Hugh Jass! Somebody check the men's room for a Hugh Jass!īart: Uh, look, I'll level with you, Mister. One of these days, I'm going to catch you, and I'm going to carve my name on your back with an ice pick.īart: Uh, yes, I'm looking for a friend of mine. Mike Rotch! Mike Rotch! Hey, has anybody seen Mike Rotch lately? Listen, you little puke. Moe: Moe's Tavern, where the elite meet to drink.īart: Uh, hello. Moe: You rotten liver pot! If I ever get a hold of you, I'll sink my teeth into your cheek and rip your face off! Uh, Homer Sexual? Hey, come on, come on, one of you guys has got to be Homer Sexual! Listen, you little scum-sucking pus-bucket! When I get my hands on you, I'm gonna pull out your eyeballs with a corkscrew! Hey, is there a Butz here? A Seymour Butz? Hey, everybody, I wanna Seymour Butz! Wait a minute. It's you isn't it ya cowardly little runt? When I get a hold of you, I'm gonna gut you like a fish and drink your blood. I swear I'm gonna slice your heart in half. Listen, you lousy bum, if I ever get a hold of you, I swear I'll cut your belly open! Oliver Clothesoff! Call for Oliver Clothesoff! Listen, you little yellow-bellied rat jacka-, if I ever find out who you are, I'm gonna kill you!
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